The Trump Tan

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"
by Ass_Violater8008 July 22, 2017
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Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.
Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.
by LUchica14 May 30, 2011
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Passenger Tan

A tan and/or sunburn on one's right arm stretching from the shoulder and fully down the hand. It is caused when the passenger in a vehicle has their window rolled down and their right arm out of it for extended periods of time. i.e; a vacation trip

similar to a trucker's tan (just reversed)
1: Jealous of my tan??
2: No way you only tanned your right arm.
1: Yea I got my passenger tan on the way to Maryland.
by pleasenospam24 April 30, 2009
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Swedish Tan

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan
Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan
by FartingSanta November 24, 2017
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Power Tan

The state of being tanned to the point where you feel that your strength,virility and raw sexual potency have been drastically improved. A true power tan owner is out at every opportunity soaking up much needed rays and if the weather not permitting, is taking advantage of synthetic sources of sunlight.
I went beach sunned it up for a whole day then went to the gym and i was a beast... Do you kno why?

No I have no idea...

Because of my power tan!
by jadenator1987 August 02, 2011
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fish tan

dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan
"suzy is a scruffy cow, i gave her a pearl necklace last night and she went to bed without getting a shower so she woke up with a fish tan"
by natrl March 25, 2010
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tan dysmorphia

always thinking you’re too pale or never tanned enough

addiction to tanning, fake tan or tanning beds
girl 1: “i tanned again, i look so pale
girl 2: “i think you have tan dysmorphia”
girl 1: “i think you’re right”
by dragonqueen123 October 09, 2023
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