What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted
Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
Get the Freestyle Standingmug. by Power the all mighty!! April 18, 2023
Get the Gigachad with a standmug. When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.
Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.
by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 29, 2006
Get the Fruit Standmug. by Phillipus August 7, 2023
Get the standing on biznessmug. Taco shells made easier to stuff your beef in to. We see the real sexual meaning to these empty shells. So the Stand and Stuff is clearly a sex position that is very self explanitory but also then you have to put your beef in a taco and put cheese on it? wtf is this shit? you just cant eat food thats not sexual....
Mexican one- "Im going to have me a stand and stuff"
Mexican two- "yeah i like those new taco shells"
Mexican one- "No man. Im going to fuck your mom"
Mexican two- "yeah i like those new taco shells"
Mexican one- "No man. Im going to fuck your mom"
by Shizane October 28, 2006
Get the stand and stuffmug. A phrase used in the sense of "hold onto your hats" Inspired by the 1983 hit by Stevie Nicks, exclaiming stand back once or twice in a row is used to prepare somebody to be shown or told something amazing. The known origins of such use of the term are from around Richmond Virginia, by 80's heads who sought to help keep the 80's alive and well.
Oh my stars! That dude done yelled out "Stand back! Stand Back!" from the bedroom. Next thing he came out dressed like one of the break dancers from the video to that song! He is so retro!
by Sir Carlton March 14, 2019
Get the Stand backmug. A woman's rear functions as a drink stand, for when a man does her from behind and she reaches way over and grabs her toes, the ass forms a perfect cup-holder. Combining sex and furniture, the woman can function no better. Anything from beer bottles to fine spirits will balance on this perfect stand.
Coming home from a hard day at the office, there's nothing better than a nice glass of Scotch, close at hand on my woman's drink stand.
by IoTorilla October 12, 2009
Get the drink standmug.