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Garbage Patch

Name given to large marinal areas where rubbish collects in what has become known as the 'Subtropic Gyro': a gigantic whirlpool in the middle of the the North Pacific ocean nicknamed 'Strangelove Ocean'! (refers of course to the old Dr. himself!)

Concerned scientists has called these no-fish areas 'dead zones'* where there is shortage of life-affirming O2. Other concerns relating to the depleted sealife-forms are the coral areas in the Great Barrier Reef that marine biologists call these vulnerable pollution-sensitive 'bleached'-out corals 'sea reserves', 'marine rainforests' or collectively 'endangered oceans'!

*Also called OMZs (oxygen-mnimum zones), 'paper parks'.
Similiar places on Earth that have the same problem with Garbage Patch are the Kleenix Trail in the Tibetan base camp at Nepal where climbers and tourons leave their trash behind them and Crap Alley; the mountainous climber-magnet distanation in Glencoe, Scotland.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
mugGet the Garbage Patchmug.

Patch & a thwop

To slap the living shit out of someone so hard that you leave a full hand print embedded on their face followed by a hard punch to the jaw or side of the skull making a loud thwop sound and ultimately leaving them unconscious
Dat sucka tried to diss me so i gave em a patch & a thwop
by Professor g slang February 18, 2021
mugGet the Patch & a thwopmug.

Patch-Eye

A term used to describe a man who wears an eye patch. Typically used in Compton and other Urban areas. Only the most hood and badass people use this term.
Gangsta 1: I heard that guy beat up Steve

Gangsta 2: Which one?

Gangsta 1: Zach, the one with the Patch-Eye
mugGet the Patch-Eyemug.

Dragon patch

Group of hairs located on a person’s lower back right above the butt crack. Sometimes an extension of ass hair, but must be visible with pants on.
Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen Nolan with his shirt off — damn he has a nice dragon patch!
by anonymous October 2, 2021
mugGet the Dragon patchmug.

nicotine patch

that part of the spliff that contains more tobacco and less weed
*coughs*
fuck i think i hit a nicotine patch
by ManWithIQ138 May 22, 2019
mugGet the nicotine patchmug.

Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.
Hey, check out that patch of dicks
by Dicktation December 12, 2018
mugGet the Patch of dicksmug.

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
mugGet the Jew patchmug.

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