simeon herpes

Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.

simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.

by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010

Karmic Herpes

The result of dumping/cheating/being a bitch or douchebag and getting herpes with the next person you sleep with.

Having bad Karma and getting Herpes.

Did you hear Rose kicked Luke to the curb for Ryan, but it is all good i heard she got Karmic Herpes

by No Herpes Live Here November 13, 2011

herp skerper

People who get in the way of things and walk around confused with no purpose, just like the nematodes in Spongebob. These people have no purpose and are all the same wastes of space.

Dude: Bra, you ready to hit the high tide?
Me: We're gonna have to wait until tomorrow, too many herp skerpers out there harshing my mellow.

by sirpsychosexy July 26, 2012

lil herpes

the greatest soundcloud rapper in finland way too trëndy

random dude: dude whos lil herpes
lil herpes: your creator
random dude: wow i love gfp gang and herpes cuh!

by gfplimsaenjoyer69 September 8, 2022

herp derp

A rage face showing expression of dumbness or suprising.

Hey, look, it's the herp derp face!

by superworddude May 16, 2014

hater-herpes

A figurative term given to someone who is always critically judgemental (see hating) on everyone (especially those they don't know) as if it were a symptom of a disease (i.e. herpes).

Man Laqueesha's a bitch, she gots a mean case of hater-herpes!

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmmm May 2, 2007

Ear Herpes

A ringing sensation in the auditory receptors (commonly after playing music VERY LOUD.)

After playing exceptionally loud songs (i.e. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana) the musician should feel the symptoms of Ear Herpes.Herpes

by Fully Fledged August 13, 2009