Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal

sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man

Girl: hey what’s your name
Cal: Cal
Girl: woah i wanna have babies with you

by FatherCal June 24, 2020

CAL-Like Behavior

A "CAL-Like Behavior" refers to an interest and fixation to a certain ungodly degree towards a certain body part or fetish.

He exhibits a CAL-Like Behavior looking at that elf ears.

by CertainUnscientificMagicalGirl September 14, 2025

cal scruby

Cal (Calvin) Scruby is pronounced Cal Screw-Bee often incorrectly confused for "Cal Scrub-Bee"

A successful independent rapper out of Cincinnati started early '10s. Released his 1st studio album, "House in the Hills" in 2015 and his 5th and most recent studio album "Casino" in 2022.

Collab'd with artists like "Redman", "Chris Brown", "Easy Mac", and many others.

Top 5 singles according to YT Music as of April 2024 are:

1. Money Buy Drugs (interlude)

2. Donnie Darko
3. Captain America
4. Jackin'
5. My Phone Died

Can't wait for the next Cal Scruby tour! Last time I saw him in Milwaukee in 2023 was lit AF bro.

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

cal

an extremely trustworthy and kind person. they usually are huge softies for close friends and partners. avid liker and user of deez nuts and sex jokes. they will always be there when you need them most and will happily help you with anything you need support with. cals are typically extremely short but have a large personality

person 1: whos that?
person 2: oh thats cal!

by calsbitch June 9, 2021

cal

To cal something is to overreact incredibly, or change your mind last second about major decisions when it suddenly interests you. Usually, you'll end up in a mess of drama if you cal something.

Hey Gook, you hear someone pulled a cal again?

Sheesh, it never ends does it? Once a week it feels like.

by Riceism May 3, 2020

cal strike.

cal strike.

cal strike.

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021