Being forced to contribute to friends' birthday gifts because it would be socially unacceptable to decline.
John: "Hey everyone! Sam's birthday is coming up, let's all contribute to a gift!!!"
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)
Sally: "Sure! I'm in."
Matt: "Me too!"
You: "Same here." (I'm not even close to this person, why am I getting birthday taxed?)
by jord34239 July 08, 2022
Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 10, 2020
The “Iheb Tax” was created by Iheb is where one person has the ability to take a certain amount of food from another person without question.
This definition makes this law considered the “Iheb Tax” the person that controls the tax has ability to change amount for anyone.
This is enforced by Law enforcement And you are agreed to accept the guidelines and rules by default, resiting any tax may result in higher percentage up to 100%
Tax:
Chris 30%
Jay 35%
Charlo 15%
Yurei 30%
This definition makes this law considered the “Iheb Tax” the person that controls the tax has ability to change amount for anyone.
This is enforced by Law enforcement And you are agreed to accept the guidelines and rules by default, resiting any tax may result in higher percentage up to 100%
Tax:
Chris 30%
Jay 35%
Charlo 15%
Yurei 30%
by IhebTate July 23, 2023
The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.
Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.
by tbhinevercared February 03, 2018
Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.
I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.
by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014
A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.
The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010
by Get @me March 22, 2021