toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned

“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”

by Wudderparks April 9, 2024

Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.

Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him

by Angie Simone November 3, 2019

Speed Toke

Smoking a large amount of marijuana before attending a public event, work, or school

“Let’s get a good speed toke in before we go.”

“I had a speed toke this morning and I’m tweaking hard.

by treyrjm June 1, 2020

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 4, 2022

Toke

Shortform for token

Can u charge my toke, I need it to buy something from the vending machine?

by Real definitions 1234 June 29, 2023

Toking up

This is typically when one has rolled a perfect zoobie in which you wish to toke up on.

John: hey timmy, im toking up after work. Wanna join?

Timmy: of course i would like to join you in toking up John

by H7RD 3OY October 1, 2016