STD

Study That Dick

Sluts STD to see if they want ro get pounded.

by TreTheDyke December 19, 2017

Std's

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's

Hey can I have your std's for my std's?

by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

STD

addison hopkins

bru addison hopkins got another std

by Landon woolwine July 3, 2023

STD QUEEN

A female, or a effeminate man, that likes to be treated like a queen, that is a frequent flyer at the free clinic for her “re-check” for chlamydia, gonorrea, heroes, genital warts (HPV), .........

A: Britney called again, she’s got a drainage and a smell for the 3rd time this month. B: Tell her to come on in to the clinic for treatment. A: Good thing we’re crowning her as the “STD QUEEN” for the month since this is her second positive GC (Gonorrhea-Chlymidia) this week!!

by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017

STD

A sexually transmitted disease.
Aids, HIV +/-, ect.

I gave your crush an STD last Taco Tuesday

by Nebuwa August 16, 2016

STD

The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4

That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.

by horvdong November 30, 2023