Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019

Boot sniffer

An impatient motorist driving dangerously close to the rear of your vehicle in a bullish attempt to convey their annoyance at your adherence to the speed limit.

So I was driving home last night and this absolute BOOT SNIFFER was snout deep in my number plate!

by Dusty pink February 10, 2022

Butt sniffer

The act of someone named Zoe sniffing someone butt (someone usually named haven)

“That girl named Zoe at our school is a butt sniffer and her bfs name is even haven.” “ do you know what that means” “ no what” “ that she sniffs his butt like the human catipiller when they are alone” “ no way that’s cool I wish my name was zoe”

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

flag sniffer

A foreigner with an intense desire to date/marry Americans for the purpose of acquiring citizenship, usually induced by some sort of infatuation and generally distorted view of America and American culture.

Katarzyna has been flirting with John and asking him about America the entire night, she's clearly a flag sniffer.

by lorsodellavalle May 27, 2022

Dry sniffer

When somebody is hitting the packs with out any alcoholic beverages

Your a dirty dry sniffer

by The Direst sniffer March 14, 2020

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

Poot Sniffer

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.

Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.

by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018