smithberger

If you think of a rare burger.. you think of moist. Imagine the wettest burger you've ever seen. Leaking down both sides of your mouth.

I just had a smithberger ride my face.. almost drowned.

by The linc December 23, 2020

SMother

A hyper vigilant and sometimes overbearing mother that smothers their adult child/ren with limitless love, affection, attention, devotion, loyalty, and food; with a few unrealistic demands.

While her offspring appreciates her and efforts, laughter, eye rolling, and a firm “STOP IT” are the arrows in their quiver.

However, the occasional acquiescence to her attention is always met with joy and more smothering.

This behavior is considered normal for a grandmother.

Boss: You looked a little exasperated on that call. Who were you speaking to?

Adult Child/Employee: That was my SMother wanting to discuss my profile portrait on the company website. She doesn’t feel it captured my best features and wants it shot again.

by Omarteag March 13, 2021

Slithery male fish

The opposite for bitch, slithery male fish. Basically used to insult a dumb individual who identifies as a male.

Y/N : Why are you acting so retarded? Are you a Slithery male fish? You fucker.

by UndermindBean April 14, 2021

saither

lovable, faithful, you will find your true love with saither

Saither is my true love

by saį:ther June 8, 2021

saither

faithful and lovable, you will find your true love with saither

saither is my true love

by saį:ther June 8, 2021

Smather

To spread a paste like substance using a flat shaped utensil/tool such as a trowel or spatula…or a pallet knife.

She asked for a smather of peanut butter on this graham cracker.

by S. Shaye June 19, 2021

shither

Someone that enjoys beating people up. They are badass and tend to be better then everyone in all ways.

Damn! That girls such a big shither! Remind me not to mess with her!

by Homo habilis July 2, 2021