Slow internet connection

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error_timedoutconnection

Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.

by mydudefrank July 17, 2019

serial slow responder

People who take forever to respond.
The phone must have disappeared from their hands the moment they sent their last txt.

4:03PM Friend A: Hey man so let's play tennis at 7pm yea?
8:18PM: Friend S: Yeah sounds good!
8:18PM: Friend A: Wtf dude?
10:20AM: LOL what
10:25AM: you're a freaking serial slow responder.

by 99cstore August 22, 2019

slow walking thot

when some nigga is walkin slowly and bodyblocking you hard so you shall not pass

this nigga is a slow walking thot

by danyshow March 30, 2020

slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

3 point slow

Derogatory term used in the Toyota off road community to refer to the 3.0 v6, which is notorious for putting out similar power to the 2.4 inline 4 while getting worse gas mileage and being less reliable.

That’s a nice Toyota, but it’s got a 3 point slow #22r life

by Saymuele May 21, 2019

you're look like a crap in slow motion

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018

Slow Nut Kick

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.

"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"

by Sticksthebluedevil October 17, 2009