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Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.
Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.
by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020
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Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest
1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!
by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020
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shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.
Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"
by fatdogshit November 29, 2020
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Shlong

My shlong is hurting from yesterday
by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020
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shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021
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Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm
Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021
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long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN
by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021
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