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randy savage

The greatest living wrestler ever to live and/or wrestle at the same time. After starring in hit films such as "Spiderman" and "Elbow Drop III: The Revenge of VJ" he has diversified into theater and performing art.

His experiences in the second world war helped him to defeat his arch enemy Hulk Hogan. Mr Savage commented that his climactic no-holds-barred match with Adolf Hitler (who had just defeated Captain America in a titanic struggle) during the summer of 1971 in Brazil; it was a turning point in his wrestling career. Although the match was marred with controversy (some critics alleged that Savage should never have been allowed to tag Mr T in) it made him a celebrity.

Savage has inspired many popular songs, including "Raining Blood" by thrash metal band Slayer and "Macho Man" by The Village People. He is known to use the word "crease" a little too much to be entirely normal.
"Randy Savage totally creased that punk Hogan. I've never seen such a horrific creasing in my life."

"I would say that Randy 'Crease' Savage is my personal hero. Oh pardon me I just creased my pants."

"Crease?"
by pissbag December 28, 2007
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Adam Savage

Jamie Hyneman's ADHD assistant on Mythbusters.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage

Am I missing an eyebrow?
-Adam Savage
by meteoryte February 15, 2009
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Savage Affinity

The Business that actually supports Black Lives Matter movement and LGBTQA+ comunity.
The store name means a bad bi*ch who loves them selfs inside and out.

Owned by Laila Brantley.
Dude 1: Yo, did you hear about that new store?
Dude 2: Yeah! isn't it called Savage Affinity.
Dude 1: Yeah my girlfriend wont shut up about it.
Dude 2: Same bro!
by Lailadidit August 21, 2020
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Savage Starchild

A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.

While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge

This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"

"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."

"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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Savage networker

A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.
Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"

Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".
by The Roost August 7, 2016
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Jenny Savage

Being Jenny savage is a privilege. When you’re level Jenny savage that means you do something controversial and don’t care. Just nothing too intense. Being Jenny savage also means that you’re being a savage. Just not cringey, even though you are cringey but you don’t wanna tell your friend they’re being cringey.
Dude 1: *grabs test from teachers desk while teacher is looking. examines the whole test throughly*
Teacher: ok can i have it back
Dude 1: *stares teacher in eyes* wait *looks at test more*
Dude 2: that was sooo level Jenny savage

(btw this actually happened to my friend, and her name also happens to be Jenny)
by i know a gabriella October 20, 2019
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Dman savage

A fat ginger fag who posts the most garbage SoundCloud music ever.
His music is almost as bad as Dman Savage.
by GucciGangQueer January 6, 2018
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