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chocolate samurai

--Meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

--This fatality is accomplished during sexual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. The man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).
When Kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai
by Lord Abortion December 26, 2004
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Samual

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?
tourist-two: Have you heard of Samual?

tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?

tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.

tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!
by ~Coocher~ October 12, 2013
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Bee swarm simulator. Bss for short, is a Roblox game. The game is about growing your own swarm of bees. Collect honey ,do bears quests, it’s a pretty simple game.
My favourite game in Roblox is bee swarm simulator!
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Sabula

A crappy little hicktown in Iowa full of hillbilly drunks who race snowmobiles in the winter and go out on the river in the summer and get drunk.
Listen to the song Hicktown by Jason Aldean. That song is a perfect example of Sabula Iowa.
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Samual

Samuel’s usually know Oliver’s and are complete opposites to them. They are kind of quite and not really known but whenever they have a chance for there voice to be heard, they will take it. They can be funny but hang around with simps. They usually Can act a bit gay but if you mention that to them they can get feisty they are quite weird and are the kind who would play Spider-Man and animay Behind the ball cage of the school. Even thought they are weird people they do have a normal amount of friends and are very street smart
Person: what the heck is that kid doing
Person 2: don’t mind him, he’s a samual
by Bratfink April 9, 2020
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Sampladelic

Music created with a sampler that opens the listener to psychedelic experience. i.e. rather than synthetic sound the music is formed of sound that is more natural, textural and evocative, that gives us gateway into deeper more vast consciousness.
Wonderfeel music is blowing my mind - it's totally sampladelic!!
by Wonderfeel May 19, 2017
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Mining Simulator

A game where you get fucking scammed all over and you mine blocks with a tool that you magically pull right out of your ass
I mine blocks all day in Mining Simulator because my life is no existent.
by AGStudiosYT November 18, 2018
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