ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

Ruben Amorim

The Manager of Manchester United. It can also be said to express the state of being depressed.

Person: I'm kinda Ruben Amorim
Therapist: I don't get paid enough to deal with this .

by Carry on young one February 21, 2025

Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.

-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes

by anonymous December 15, 2020