Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023
Get the living possummug. Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
Get the Humping Possumsmug. 1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.
2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.
2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias July 6, 2007
Get the possummug. by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
Get the Possum-Smellin’mug. The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
by Elenasass March 8, 2022
Get the Oli-Possummug. by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024
Get the Possummug. A possum belly (aka possibility) is a storage area in the bottom of a trailer, house trailer, ride trailer or transport trailer accessible from the outside. It can vary in size from being as small as a cupboard to as big or bigger than a walk in closet. It origin is unknown but it is typically used by carnies.
Stop having sex in the possum belly and get back to work!
Take your weed plants out of my possibility before the boss yells at me!
Your rides possum belly looks worse than the donnicker after busy Saturday, who taught you how to coil cables?
Take your weed plants out of my possibility before the boss yells at me!
Your rides possum belly looks worse than the donnicker after busy Saturday, who taught you how to coil cables?
by Trailertrash4lyfe November 1, 2019
Get the Possum bellymug.