playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
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City Possum

(Noun)

A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.

p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
Aye yo Abby that city possum over there is eating my left over pop-tart and Dino nuggets. I'm finna go caboodle his noodle ya heard
by Light Skin Chris February 05, 2019
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possum protectors

A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.
Look it’s the possum protectors here to save us again from the cats. Hint hint there a super hero
by Reäl people December 22, 2017
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First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 28, 2008
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Pringly possum

Basically another way of calling someone a cunt, in style.

Pronounced like Pringles, with a ee sound at the end and possum like the animal
You are a dick!”

“Well you are a Pringly possum!”
by Kc-and-Mh+Eg May 05, 2023
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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