Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016
