A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 9, 2023
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Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.
Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!
by DeathGrim March 16, 2022
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A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.
Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.
by Jonathan A. Duncan March 9, 2011
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A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.
That guy got so lucky on the river but totally went poker Brian on me and thought he was a genius.
by B4032883 February 9, 2023
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Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 8, 2018
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Poker Analyzer is designed with cell phone exterior appearance, but with a personalized program provides the poker shark with a readout which is developed to read the marks on the edges of marked playing cards.

The cheating function of Poker Analyzer is protected by a hidden password way which is powered by the Android app. Once poker analyzer device receives the data about the marked cards, it will analyze the game outcome automatically, various results are supported.
When Tony played Texas Holdem game with his friends last week, he got caught when he using poker analyzer to know the winner of the game.
by Cardslenses November 1, 2018
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A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?
by rusTyJim July 29, 2020
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