an unspeakably angry woman. The type of anger that results from putting on a maxi pad "adhesive side" up when you have a hangover and your period at the same time.
by @ Pope Pesci XVII February 10, 2015
Get the Flipped her pad mug.John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
by Sannacruzskater January 3, 2021
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Get the rgb mouse pad mug.when he thinks he dug deep enough for gold but in reality his fingers are touching a bloody period pad and rubbing the sides of the crusted cotton.
"Anthony fingered my pad at the beach and i had to pretend to like it"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"
by thebamfromtheo May 18, 2022
Get the fingered my pad mug.a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct's interrogation room...it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of...
sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...
sort of like a scetch or doodling pad...
by blthrskt May 5, 2009
Get the confession pad mug.An ass-pad is possessed by a goalie in the video game NHL 11. It describes when you have a one timer with a wide open net, and a pad seems to come from absolutely no where and completely rob you of a seemingly free goal.
1 - So i was playing NHL 11 yesterday
2- Oh, how'd it go?
1- Terrible, i had a beautiful one-timer, the net was wide open, then an ass-pad came out of no where, and lost in the finals of the series.
2- Wow, you got jewed hard.
2- Oh, how'd it go?
1- Terrible, i had a beautiful one-timer, the net was wide open, then an ass-pad came out of no where, and lost in the finals of the series.
2- Wow, you got jewed hard.
by offend@nhl11 March 23, 2011
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