Someone who adds nothing to any social situation but instead scrapes away any vibes and kills the mood with any contribution they make.
"That guy is such a Brillo Pad, he's killed at least five conversations by just standing there being totally vibeless"
by Gobblesesh November 8, 2012
Get the Brillo Padmug. by cudibudi March 3, 2011
Get the brillo padmug. 1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).
Can also be:
2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
Can also be:
2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
def 1.
Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?
Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.
Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.
Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.
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def 2.
Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves
Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?
*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?
Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.
Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.
Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.
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def 2.
Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves
Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?
*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
by collegeh00k3r August 27, 2016
Get the Stash Padmug. by khelly May 20, 2008
Get the bird on a padmug. The art of throwing a sanitary towel (pad) into an ex-boyfriend's garden.
This will then majorly confuse them as to why a pad may have ended up in their garden..
This is an art which is incredibly difficult to master, as it requires perfect timing and precision.
It is best to be done when either drunk or high and normally in the dark at night time - so the victim can't catch you in the act!
This will then majorly confuse them as to why a pad may have ended up in their garden..
This is an art which is incredibly difficult to master, as it requires perfect timing and precision.
It is best to be done when either drunk or high and normally in the dark at night time - so the victim can't catch you in the act!
by meow i am a cat August 23, 2012
Get the pad-ingmug. Hey bro, these ladies are on my jock, my moms staying in my apt. Can I use your basement as my pump pad.
by Adult bar March 15, 2014
Get the pump padmug. Person 1: I’m stockpiling food so that when Brexit happens I won’t starve.
Person 2: Brillo pads, can I have some?
Person 2: Brillo pads, can I have some?
by Wibblywobblywhoo February 22, 2019
Get the Brillo padsmug.