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The Gilbert Struggle.

The feeling in the morning (Or anytime really) where you struggle with the decision to take your sweatpants or pajamas off.
Is that guy really wearing sweatpants to a strip club? He must be on the Gilbert Struggle.
by HiggsDaBossMan January 28, 2014
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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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mixed struggle

When mixed people are constantly struggling with the balance of being white or black ; hanging with the black crowd or hanging with the white crowd
(Black Crowd) “Ay Miss Thang! I already got you girl! I’ll beat his ass if he ever disrespects my home girl again!”
(White Crowd) “omg and then he took me to the movies and we went home and watched tv!”

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black struggle

Something that does not exist. blacks do not face racism. It doesn't affect them as racism does towards whites, hispanics, and people of color
by Bigkoreanboobies February 26, 2023
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Struggle Mug

A person who does not have an attractive face.
Wow look at him. He really does have a struggle mug for a face.
by Mysticview23 February 11, 2024
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Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.
Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.
by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023
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