Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed

"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"

by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019

Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.

I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018

Nub On A Shrub

A dance in which someone curves and uncurves their hands over their chest, representing Nub, and makes their legs into a circular shape, representing Shrub, at the same time.

Sam did the Nub on a Shrub dance at recess.
In celebration of her successful math quiz, Olivia did the Nub on a Shrub dance.

by TheRealOceanGirl March 5, 2017

sub-nub

one who is so terrible at video games that he is a notch below nub and two notches below noob in the gaming world.

dude i just uber pwnd you, your such a sub-nub

by Danny Jones/ Jimmy Travaglini January 5, 2008

turtle nub

A short, fat, ugly and sweating male creeping at the late Thirsty Turtle in College Park, MD. This man must be all of the characteristics stated previously to qualify. And most importantly he must be SWEATING, and not sweaty.

OMG, that turtle nub was tryna grind up all on me, so I poured my drink on him.

by weeniekinz June 3, 2011

dang nub

Dang also known as dangit, damn, damnit, darn. Nub also known as noob, nab, nuby. Noob=New To The Game. Put it togeather, your playing halo3 xbl guy named spartan2453432 kills you YOU REACT AS **dang nub**.

dang nub, spartan3454352, gunner3243, godofwar2, killer-Z254, gun§, bananaman23234dmd.

by MikeGardner May 11, 2008

nub face

nub face is when someone is a big fat nub/noob on an online game.

Hey noob you are a nub face!

by Marko-94 January 25, 2008