NEd

A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted

NEd has a croissant sized penis.

by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018

Ned puff

my 10th wife she is very awesome

and very pretty

ned puff make me a sandwich

by anonymous May 6, 2023

Neds

Meaning No or Nah. Originated in the 303 of Denver Colorado.

DO YOU WANT TO KICK IT TODAY? Neds I'm gotta work foo.

Let's go crusing.? Neds I'm just chillin today. I too faded last night.

by Jackieheartslife June 4, 2024

Ned

Ned- Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him he's a Ned

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

NED

Non-Equity-Deal.

Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh

by roboturd August 7, 2020

GArRy NeD day

We should celebrate this day every 23rd November this is because you can do what ever you want on this day such as skip school and stay up late

Today is gArRy NeD day I don’t have to go to school today

by Ami and Amelie your welcome x November 23, 2020

Ned Slanders

A group of individuals who have your nuts on their chin and will tap into your accounts to drag your name to hell and back to humiliate and ruin your reputation

Darn bro that's a ned slanders for sure

Yeah dude they love gossiping

by WahDuhFaaah April 21, 2024