The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.

OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea

by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019

Moses of the spliff

The founder of the spiff followers, the name given to someone who provides the weed to the group

Thanks Jim your Moses of the spliff

by Spliff moses September 24, 2017

destaney moses

Very sexual lesbian that loves eating pussy for all meals of the day

Wow I really want a destaney moses

by Lesbian law March 13, 2017

moses

she's just my friend, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass

moses likes like he eats ass

by gfd g j April 10, 2022

Moses

Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.

“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”

by Abudora April 17, 2021

Moses

The most popular fiction novel.

Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.

by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021

Moses Docs

Sandals

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly

by pinch72 July 20, 2023