Miranda Rights

(Bonus if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.

I don't see any difference between Timothy McVeigh and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; both were American citizens and terrorists. Therefore IMHO Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not deserve his Miranda Rights; he needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.

by Sexydimma February 04, 2014

miranda navarrete

literally only the coolest/beautiful/pretty/cute/amazing person in existence. also jannats best friend

bro, miranda navarrete is so cool.
i know right?

by meezanza May 09, 2022

Hot Miranda

When you dump a plate of spaghetti on a girl and eat it off her chest, before, during, or after sex.

I really hope that girl lets me do a Hot Miranda to her because I haven't eaten dinner yet.

by Bromeliad2 April 27, 2017

miranda de moraes

A type of super smelly salami

Geez! What’s the smell? Oh wait, it’s just some leftover Miranda de Moraes.

by pinkgorilla February 16, 2018