Mineral

A person who is reliable and solid AF.

"You saved my life!! You are SO mineral!"

"I really needed someone to pick me up. John came and got me. He is so mineral!!"

by Drey to the Max August 24, 2018

Mineral wells meth pipe

The “mineral wells meth pipe” is a disgusting sex act involving two people,where one person inserts a meth pipe into the others anus and then sucks through their mouth to take a hit

Person A: yo dude I just gave my girl the meanest mineral wells meth pipe

by Mineralwellsmethpipemaster July 10, 2025

chili miner

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.

dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!

by CAGHIO October 19, 2010

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Miner 69er

Originally it's from the game

7 Days to Die as a perk, but can be used as a person (mostly a slut) who would do anything for a 69 anytime

Yo that girl is just a Miner 69er

(The game) Have you got the Miner 69 perk?

by WolfSpeed22 June 14, 2018

noisy miner

Aussie slang for being noisy. It comes from the native Australian species called the Noisy Miner. It is known for it's loud call.

Mate, that bloke's being like a Noisy Miner.

by raid_the_fridge December 25, 2016

mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016