30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

Microwave

A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is microwaved when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl directly in the center causing a majority of the weed to burn.

Hey Tyrone don't microwave that bowl , everybody wants to take a hit!

by Blackmamba28 April 25, 2016

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

micro-microwave

A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything

Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?

by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.

Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.

by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024

Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.

Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold

by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024