German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.

He gave me a Greek Microwave! I can't breath.

by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025

I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.

During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.

by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe

by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.

They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.

by Z0dia December 4, 2022