making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

Making nylon

When one ejaculates into one's bath water after a nifty tub-wank. The resultant mess of 'man-made' thread like matter is akin to nylon.

I was making nylon in the bath and needed to take a shower afterwards as it clung to my body when I drained the water.

by Brenda.Rukken May 1, 2016

Making Put

Pretending or wishing you were making out. Can also refer to doing anything romantic or sexual.

So I was in this alley making put with this girl and it was pretty great. Just making put. I make put all the time. I make put when I'm tired, I make put when I'm bored, I make put when I'm eating.

by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

Make Sissy

Take a piss, urinate, I have no idea about the origin, all I know is it’s used in Adam Sandler movies

Hang on guys, I gotta make sissy

by Kingdamon June 8, 2018

make dumplings

Euphemism for taking a dump

Hold on one second, I need to go make dumplings.
John is in the bathroom making some dumplings.

by bobli July 10, 2022

making oath

Basically kissing but more passionate, there's not anything more than that. You could use it when talking about other things like sex... I guess

Green : Hey Red, what do you think Blue is doing outside California with his girlfriend.
Red : Probably making oath with each other. I wouldn't doubt it.

by TheKawaiiShot November 22, 2016

Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.

"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"

by 182-90210 February 18, 2011