llama spit

only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.

bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA

jon: its not funny *sadness*

by screamer36432 July 23, 2011

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llama talk

spitting game, telling "them" what they want to hear.

girl 1: girl tyler said he love me yesterday
girl 2: girl he just talkin that llama talk. you know telling you what you wanna hear.

by jamela b December 31, 2008

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llama hole

A very hairy vagina, to the point where it resembles the fur of a llama.

I thought I was getting lucky, but when I saw that llama hole, I hauled ass out of there.

by GodliestHardware January 5, 2015

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not as cool as forrest cows but still pretty cool! they can spit super hard. they usually try to fart on forrest cows. they can grow and shape shift in... necessary places. they can time travel, turn colors... only green though. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when they are chasing the forrest cow. they have super speed but are not as fast as forrest cows. they get strength from eating dirty diapers from the trash! and you can usually find them hiding in your closet, trash can, under lamp shades, and in your refridgerator.

persona 1: hey did you see the forrest llama that was in my trash yesterday?
persona 2: yeah he turned green! what does that mean?
persona 1: idk but it was really coolio bro!
persona 2: ikr! hey lets go take a shower!
persona 1: ok... can we take it in the pool?
persona 2: sure!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

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