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by EnolaHolmes March 19, 2022
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LIFE

life is such a mistake,I hate every aspect of it.
by REALITYBREAKER1735 November 15, 2022
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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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Life

It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.
Life
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Life

75 to 100 years of pain and suffering, usually filled with the world making you unimportant to them and suicide being the way out
hmm... life, what a horrible thing
by FUUUUUUUUUU.... February 15, 2021
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life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.
Life was a bit less of a bitch today.
by Anakior November 23, 2017
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Life

P1- Your life is over
P2- Gee Thanks
by ElloMateImMatthew May 18, 2021
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