kurt cobain

To deck yourself straight in the head with a shotgun while your family is sitting in the living room.

Friend: "Yo, how was Mrs. Dickbutts Math test?"

You: "It was so hard that I'm probably gonna go home and kurt cobain myself."

Friend: "K."

by ilovebigfatcocksinmybullethole August 14, 2018

Kurt Hummel

An unproblematic character in the show glee Who has an on and off relationship with Blaine Anderson he’s obviously one of the best characters though he lets Rachel and everyone else walk all over him

You’re so gay and awesome just like Kurt Hummel

by hi_im_ELLA June 26, 2021

Kurt Cobain

Frontman of the vastly overhyped Grunge Band Nirvana. His songwriting style was nonsensical and incoherent. He was -not- a good guitarist. He used 3 or 4 four guitar chords for every song, buried under half a dozen guitar effects. Having witnessed and heard enough truly talented musicians play, one can plainly see that Kurt Cobain's skills were minimal at best. As it is, the only reason Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are so highly regarded is because Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. This will automatically inflate ANY singer/musician/songwriter's popularity, and cause their actual talent to be greatly exaggerated, as is the case with Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was a -decent- band, with their ability exaggerated after the suicide of its frontman. That's all.

"Nirvana's songs don't make any sense!"

"Kurt Cobain wan't THAT good of a guitarist..."

by Justin May 19, 2005

Kurt Cobain

Looked at as a martyr to music, but really just an overrated frontman because he died young.

Angsty kid: I LOVE KURT COBAIN!!
Normal kid: That's nice, go read a Spin article where they wrote about him for the third time this year.

by Silly Old Bear July 13, 2006

Kurt Cobain

One word definition: GOD.

Kurt Cobain is god. www.justiceforkurt.com

by hana December 30, 2003

Kurt Cobain

Probably the last great rock star to walk the earth. no one understood him when he was growing up. but if i were born in the 60's he would have been my best friend. its such a shame to see a great person die when they were never acknowledged for what they do until after their death.

R.I.P forever Kurt we miss you

kurt Cobain nirvana

by rosesfornever7 June 16, 2011

Kurt Cobain

The act of ejaculating into your own mouth. In this scenario, the penis is used much like a shotgun; the ejaculation is a representation of the shotgun firing into your mouth.

Did you hear? Larry ejaculated into his own eye while trying to Kurt Cobain.

by Dr. Knowsnothing PhD February 20, 2011