(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best
how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.
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known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.
🩲💩
by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

September 27 is go after Jonny day.
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.
(Just a joke)
by anonymous September 27, 2022

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.
by buh buh buuuuhhhhh May 28, 2009

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Is just the best geezer you will ever meet. They usually stand a height of 6'4 and is just absolutely gorgeous. He is also very intelligent with an iq of at least 275.
by MundaneJM November 11, 2020

by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022
