A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.
Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"
by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023
Get the Jeffay Jelqing Jivemug. when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life
by Forgottensoul4567 May 3, 2024
Get the Junkie Jivemug. by mingtingsp January 28, 2018
Get the Jivingmug. by TheRealJiveBish April 30, 2023
Get the jive slickmug. The latest crave, the country's rave is jive, jive, jive,
This modern treat makes life complete: jive, jive, jive!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
So come on in and drink some gin,
All the jive is gone!
This modern treat makes life complete: jive, jive, jive!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
So come on in and drink some gin,
All the jive is gone!
by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin December 6, 2019
Get the jivemug. Special way one tends to talk to a baby or pet. Raising your vocal pitch. Sounding like a child who is talking to someone or an animal that's irresistibly cute.
by dropthekidsatthepool March 21, 2024
Get the Chewy Jivemug.