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jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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Jens

A gentleman, who's unique.. Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt. He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever. He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you. And his the super hero every girl would love to have.
Jens is a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.
by Bahaieknelappp March 24, 2023
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ask jen

When your wife tells you how to relate to women.
Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen
by producersime February 17, 2021
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Aunt Jen

Here's how it happens: she drinks 19 swigs of vodka and wine goes out in the forest Nudeified (butt naked with just a black T-shirt) hugs a tree and sings the bee gees to Aunt JoJo. Also an old ass fart with 9 kids.
Aunt Jens here! Op she's drunk don't let her get poison oak in er cooter!
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
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jenn jennings

Did you see that lady? A real Jenn Jennings
by Justinct April 25, 2022
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Jennings

Not the smartest person in the world. Missing some fries from his happy meal.
Guy 1: What's that guys jingle?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Jennings is a reeetardd!
by Joeeeee Mamaaaa123321 April 16, 2022
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