Jason

A fucking hilarious guy who is usually a hardcore stoner. Jason loves to tell offending jokes (exp: dead baby jokes)
He is the most chillest person to meet and hearing him laugh will put a smile on your face.
Jason just told me the best dead baby joke EVER! Omfg..
Jason is fricken awesome
by Skybuggy July 16, 2014
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THE MOST FUCKING SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND WAS SEXY BUT NOW UGLY. IM SHY dooshybag i can be mean cheat on people tricks girls fuck peole all day desperate no freinds hurts peoples feelings especially girls. doesnt have a sensitive heart. i like alot of girls i like to makeout with people he is rude and fucking gorgeous freindlly beautiful and smart .
by jasonlin October 21, 2011
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He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.
Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason
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1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.
1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.
by buttjed February 03, 2010
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To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..
wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..
by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 12, 2010
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I hate Jason
by Purplenipsmagee July 31, 2017
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A f*cking dick. period.
You f*cking Jason! Or... Jason is in my ass.
by Select all June 24, 2019
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