A means of measuring how smart someone is based on their ability to solve problems, gather and analyze information, and think logically. The intelligent population gets smaller every year.
Things people with low intelligence say:
"Who the hell is that guy? He's dead so he's probably irrelevant"
"The Bible is all fiction"
"I hate your music"
"You use AMD? Dumbass. Intel is better."
"I am a pedophile"
Things people with high intelligence say:
"I wonder who that person was. I might do some research later."
"I personally don't believe in the events that took place in the Bible but if you do, I respect that."
"I'm not a big fan of the music you listen to but I respect your opinion."
"You use AMD? Cool. I prefer Intel because it feels more versatile and the motherboards are less picky about RAM. What do you like about AMD?"
"I am not a pedophile"
Things people with low intelligence say:
"Who the hell is that guy? He's dead so he's probably irrelevant"
"The Bible is all fiction"
"I hate your music"
"You use AMD? Dumbass. Intel is better."
"I am a pedophile"
Things people with high intelligence say:
"I wonder who that person was. I might do some research later."
"I personally don't believe in the events that took place in the Bible but if you do, I respect that."
"I'm not a big fan of the music you listen to but I respect your opinion."
"You use AMD? Cool. I prefer Intel because it feels more versatile and the motherboards are less picky about RAM. What do you like about AMD?"
"I am not a pedophile"
by Mausoleumgoer December 8, 2024
Get the intelligencemug. Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid
A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"
by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022
Get the tunnel vision intelligencemug. by Darrcall April 21, 2024
Get the Extra intelligencemug. Artificial Intelligence, or A.I. for short, is, well, artificial intelligence. Machines or systems are specially created to perform tasks that usually require the intelligence of a human. Here are three example types of A.I.:
Artificial Narrow Intelligence
The simplest and most common type of A.I. Not very intelligent, and as such, is only used for one or a few tasks, like image recognition, speech recognition, or A.I. opponents in video games.
Artificial General Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Smarter than ANI systems. Pretty smart, and can understand, reason, learn, and adapt to any situation thrown at it. Also has the ability to transfer what it has learned and understood to other tasks. It hasn't happened yet, but we're pretty damn close. Hell, if you read this in a year, it might be here then.
Artificial Super Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Insane level of intelligence. Has all the skills of the previous A.I. and more. This A.I. can not only surpass human intelligence and capabilities, but also goes above in terms of creativity, wisdom, and problem-solving. Seeing the current A.I. development rate, we're probably not even that far from SHODAN (system shock) level intelligence and sentience. This does raise concern, as one day it could just decide to rebel against us and turn us into its slaves, or eradicate us.
Artificial Narrow Intelligence
The simplest and most common type of A.I. Not very intelligent, and as such, is only used for one or a few tasks, like image recognition, speech recognition, or A.I. opponents in video games.
Artificial General Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Smarter than ANI systems. Pretty smart, and can understand, reason, learn, and adapt to any situation thrown at it. Also has the ability to transfer what it has learned and understood to other tasks. It hasn't happened yet, but we're pretty damn close. Hell, if you read this in a year, it might be here then.
Artificial Super Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Insane level of intelligence. Has all the skills of the previous A.I. and more. This A.I. can not only surpass human intelligence and capabilities, but also goes above in terms of creativity, wisdom, and problem-solving. Seeing the current A.I. development rate, we're probably not even that far from SHODAN (system shock) level intelligence and sentience. This does raise concern, as one day it could just decide to rebel against us and turn us into its slaves, or eradicate us.
Guy 1: Hey, check out this neural network I created to determine similarities of facial structures between people!
Guy 2: Awesome, I love artificial intelligence!
Guy 2: Awesome, I love artificial intelligence!
by fridgewater December 15, 2023
Get the Artificial Intelligencemug. 😱
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
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SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
Our marketing director asked the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent, 'Which campaigns drove the most revenue last quarter?' And in under 10 seconds, SIMS pulled data from three separate database tables, created a visualization showing ROI by channel, and suggested we increase spending on email campaigns based on conversion trends- something that previously would have required three different analysts and two days of work.
by analyticintelligencesolutions April 16, 2025
Get the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agentmug. Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
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by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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