A time where you tell someone to FaceTime you because it is “very important”, and when they answer you show them your penis for no reason.
Ethan: Bro! I just got Rylan-ed by Rylan himself!
Carson: Damn bro! He showed u his cock and balls on FaceTime?
Ethan: YEAH! Worst day of my life.
Carson: Damn bro! He showed u his cock and balls on FaceTime?
Ethan: YEAH! Worst day of my life.
by PantsTants June 04, 2021
Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
by Jack Bozdog June 07, 2006
one hell of a leg-end, loves to sell pizzas to people who can't afford them. also has the power of flight but refuses to utilise such. "Ed Unit" can be used as a complimentary term to great effect.
by Ed Unit July 29, 2006
A verb for someone who leaves a myspace/facebook/text message "read" and does not reply.
Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.
Pronounced J L. Named after someone immature who decided he was too cool to reply to a message.
by CLASSY! August 11, 2008
A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back
by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 28, 2020
to play quake naked.
quaking is fun, but i'd rather quake-ed. its more of a thrill. like im out there on the front lines... balls out.
by will0m November 10, 2008
My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.
She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.
by Sir Hard-on the 1st October 13, 2011