Minecraft

If you have not played this game you will go to hell

me:*playing minecraft*
Grandma: whats that you playing dear
me: slaps grandma, as i pull out a dimand sord to banish her to the underworld

by your dad's mom is your sister November 23, 2019

Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.

Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can jump move around and find diamonds. It is my favorite game and is super sexy. The graphics are phenomenal and have me kising my computer skreen. They have awesome girl friends that will definetly want you. There are awesome mods like the Crawl mod and DM mod.

Girl #1: Wow! This Minecraft game is amazing!
Girl #2: I know right! Even i'm a Minecrafter!

by Minecrafter_123 May 31, 2018

Minecraft

A game that is better than Minecraft

I love Minecraft

by Minecraft gamer November 7, 2019

Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

minecraft

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019

Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019