Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.
"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
by donthatemecuzuaintme October 19, 2012
when you are having sex in doggy style and you leave to go "wash your face" and your friend comes in the room and fucks her without her knowing, and you go knock on the window, or, when you are having sex in doggy style and when you are about to cum, you pull out, spit on her back and when she turns around, you skeet in her eye!
i surprised my girl with the great houdini and she got pissed, but now we look back on it and fucking laugh!!
by mazeone November 2, 2008
When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
by Jim’ll fist it February 12, 2023
When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.
“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”
by Badday_18 September 1, 2018
Like a normal Houdini but with a twist. One man waits in a closet while the other starts having intercourse, then the men switch, the second man finishes then swaps back with the first guy, and then the first man finishes.
Bro chandler and I ran the flea flicker Houdini with some chicks from the quad on the trail of beers last weekend.
by The Chuck finley December 31, 2020
When a man and his girl are in doggy style, man stops to go to the bathroom but has a friend resume. The man then runs outside, knocks on the bedroom window and screams, "Uh-oh Houdini!"
by andrew methais parent June 30, 2009
by Marquis March 6, 2005