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Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)

A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.

Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine

Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill
Hilari by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025
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Hilation 

Application of a highlighter to seemingly random items out of a list with no context as to why they are highlighted.
What’s going on with the hilation of these names on the employee schedule?
Hilation by StrangeMoto July 1, 2025

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues 

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)