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curling grumps

1- the bad mood you get in when you know you really have to go 'twosies' before you go out/ set off on a long journey/ have anal sex/ do something scary or intimidating, but you just can't quite force it...

2- when you've got to curl one off and there's no stopping it, cos there's a turtle's head issue (thankyou austin powers) during a night out/ a long journey/ anal sex/ doing something scary or intimidating...
1- dad's got curling grumps 'cos he knows mom won't stop the car 3 miles after we set off...

2- george has curling grumps, from the humiliation when he had to dash out of the big meeting.
by chanakra February 3, 2010
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Donald Grump

A nickname for Donald Trump, Basically funny though... 🥺
White House: Oh look, Donald Trump is leaving this white house soon..
Me: Don't you mean Donald Grump?
by Kofiye November 19, 2020
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join grumper

a join-grumper is usually a normal looking man who does something inexplicable to other men.
by preston outatime March 22, 2005
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grumpkin

Describes sosmeone who suddenly turns extremely and uncharacteristically grumpy at night, particularly after midnight. Word evolved from pumpkin - someone who suddenely turns sleepy at midnight.
Watch out - after midnight she turns into a grumpkin!
by Grumpkin April 30, 2006
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Grampaw

An old, washed-up hippie. Devoid of any human kindness. One who preys on the weakness of young girls and whose only concern is self-preservation. A sad, lonely man who will never know how to love or the meaning of a real friend or lover. Also, one who keeps his hair long way past when it should have been cut, as a method to try and preserve any youth even though it makes him look retarded - sort of like Michael Bolton in the '90's.
How does that grampaw think he can score that chick?
by MichelleA February 19, 2009
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grumper

I stuck it in her grumper.
by grumperthumper April 25, 2008
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grumpasaurus

A dinosaur that is exceptionally grumpy, this term can be used to describe a woman when she is grumpy especially if she also looks like a dinosaur
guy#1- omg susie was in such a mood today.
guy#2- yeh and she is so fucking ugly
guy#1- what a grumpasaurus
by gapppo June 10, 2010
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