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by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

Cave Gobbling

The act of signalling an african american individual that you are ready to partake in interracial gay sexual acts with the person in question that you're trolling

We stay cave gobbling on that Rick Ross 24/7

by amayapervytrash March 24, 2022

Gobbly Gook

When your Asian boyfriend busts a nut in your mouth or conversely, a nut is busted in an Asian woman's mouth.

I could only think of egg drop soup while I was being Gobbly Gooked.

by get2it March 5, 2015

gobble chops

Your whole mouth when you relish every morsel or drop of delicious food and drink.

1. Your gobble chops were flying with abandon while you munched down on that buttered popcorn.

2. I saw a wake of kernels parting between your teeth as your gobble chops munched down on that buttered popcorn.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017