crazy deranged individual who goes by zukosgf online. there are many bad things i could say about this person. uses phrases such as “ayo where” and “this me” and “i want to bite it”. her whisper chat rating is abnormally low and she often fantasizes about killing people with an axe. zuko’s girl exhibits very worrying behavior, watch out please.
by lemurluvr659 May 13, 2022

Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."
by M Digga August 16, 2006

by Sandy Brown December 4, 2007

she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.
by the author of LotJ November 30, 2020

"Hey, why aren't you hanging out with jane?"
"Because, Toby the girlfriend snatcher stole her away from me"
"Because, Toby the girlfriend snatcher stole her away from me"
by neotreo January 21, 2008

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down
by people0818 September 24, 2014
