girlfriend thief

An alpha male who manages to steal a girl away from their lover.

I heard that Brad just swiped Morgan from Kyle. He's such a girlfriend thief.

by Executive-X January 15, 2022

canadian girlfriend

When your buddy keeps saying he's got a girlfriend, but you never meet her. Imaginary girlfriend.

Vince: "Trevor, why haven't we met your girlfriend? You've been dating for over a year."
Trevor: "She's really busy."
Vince: "Oh, yeah, I forgot how busy Canadians can be."
Trevor: "What?"
Mike: "Vince is just saying you've got a Canadian girlfriend, that's all."

by M Digga August 16, 2006

communal girlfriend

A girl who is commited to a small community or group of boys

mark and cameron greeted their communal girlfriend Cindy with a hug

by Sandy Brown December 4, 2007

girlfriend snatcher

A guy (or girl) who steals away a girlfriend from somebody else.

"Hey, why aren't you hanging out with jane?"

"Because, Toby the girlfriend snatcher stole her away from me"

by neotreo January 21, 2008

my girlfriend

she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.

Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.

by the author of LotJ November 30, 2020

Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

girlfriend zoned

When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down

I got girlfriend zoned by my best friend

by people0818 September 24, 2014