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Garrett

A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018
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Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.
Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.
by nhlax28 April 30, 2022
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Garrett

Probably a player and knows how to steal hearts. Broken but sweet as can be when he wants to be. A true one of a kind person. He’s well spoken and very much in charge. Would give you the shirt off his back if you asked. He is the guy who chases after what he wants.
by Dat.girl97 May 4, 2022
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a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)
"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"
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Garrett Wilson

Him
by Reg8 November 27, 2022
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Garrett

An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.
"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"
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Kara Garrett

Me
Them: hi where’s Kara Garrett
Me: that’s me
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