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fuzzy hump

When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.
I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.
by Jk77 January 14, 2018
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fuzzy buzzy

the name of a fury pussy
Damn that broad got a fuzzy buzzy
by Christian.velazquez March 9, 2022
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Hot Fuzzy

When one individual grows out all hair around the anus for an extended period of time, without trimming or performing any hair removal of any sort and then sits on top of another individuals nose and passes gas.
The man saw the woman eating broccoli and knew it wouldn’t be long until he would be getting a hot fuzzy.
by Derpderpdoop December 1, 2022
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fuzzy rainbows

Used in the Stage countdown before the first set starts at a Billy Strings concert.
(15 minutes 'till 8pm they announce: 15 minutes 'till fuzzy rainbows. At 5 minutes until fuzzy rainbows the crowd grew noticably excited.)
by Billy Fan February 14, 2023
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fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
by Funkyard August 20, 2013
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fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
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fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.
Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!
by Eewin May 23, 2014
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