When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
by Ten-eight June 26, 2022
A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.
by hippofisher August 02, 2018
by GennyBean August 18, 2021
A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
by Funkyard August 19, 2013
So I was bent ova the sink all spread eagle roight, when I reached back to admire my supposed job well done on me bum, and blimy if I didn't come across a fuzzy muddly.
by That boy down unda April 23, 2019
by FURMBRO March 03, 2017
As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.
by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016