Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Fricklet

An irritating child.

Mom: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FRICKLET!!!

Kid: You can't catch me!

by RealityStrategist May 28, 2018

Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.

Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."

by All of Wake July 5, 2010

fickle-freak

Someone who can't make up their mind and gets on the nerves of another person. Someone who acts like Benedict Arnold.

Caddie was being a fickle-freak when he/she kept switching sides between friends and telling them eachother's secrets.

by whodunnit May 9, 2003

FickleTickle

(noun) Gang Banging Ass Raper !!

You're such a FickleTickle.

by Moore Eddie July 29, 2010

Freckle Butt

When a person sits in a port-o-potty that is so full the fecal matter just grazes the buttocks leaving freckle-looking marks on their rear.

Oh snap, that ginger went in the port-o-potty with a freckle face and left with a freckle butt.

by xela knarf March 15, 2011