crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries

i made that girl have a crystal forest

by lefthanded May 1, 2016

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest Row

A village in East Sussex where rich yoga mums pretend they have no money wear flannel tops with handwoven sandals spend £100 on a basket of organic noodles while their teenagers are bunking the overpriced nature driven private school to experiment with mushrooms at the park

I’m drinking tree bark, so Forest Row

by Frowgirl June 14, 2020

Forest fire

When u put gasoline on your pubes and light them on fire

“Timmy don’t do the forest fire kink again!”

by Funny bunny crazzy mazzy June 16, 2020

wet forest

When you're jacking off and cum gets all in your pubic hair.

"Aw man, now I have a wet forest, shouldn't have let it sit there."

by SuckMyPepe June 10, 2014

Covid Forest

A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.

We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!

The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.

by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022

Fanta forest

Ginger pubes

I think I have a Fanta forest, not anecessarily oak forrest

by Adolescent Wolverine March 14, 2018