Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
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Girls in which you have no intention of sleeping with or dating and are only used to practice fliting.
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Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
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A way of interaction used to find favor in someone you are attracted to. This usually involves a skillful mixture of flattery and jokes. flirting is best when you do not flatter too much and do not joke too much. reel them in and let It out again. that's how it works. Elevate the other person, then relive the tension and do it again.
A way of interaction used to find favor in someone you are attracted to. This usually involves a skillful mixture of flattery and jokes. flirting is best when you do not flatter too much and do not joke too much. reel them in and let It out again. that's how it works. Elevate the other person, then relive the tension and do it again.
Whenever flirting, start with a compliment and ease the tension from the compliment with a joke. If you can get someone to laugh after whatever you tell them then they will accept whatever you have told them. the goal of flirting is to get the other to like you. Have fun!
GUY: "Hey, how are you?"
GIRL: "im doin good"
GUY: "I love your shoes"
GIRL: "aw thanks"
GUY: "personally, I would never wear heels but they look great on you"
GIRL: "hahaha"
(REFER TO CHARISMA ON COMMAND FOR GREAT TIPS)
GUY: "Hey, how are you?"
GIRL: "im doin good"
GUY: "I love your shoes"
GIRL: "aw thanks"
GUY: "personally, I would never wear heels but they look great on you"
GIRL: "hahaha"
(REFER TO CHARISMA ON COMMAND FOR GREAT TIPS)
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