When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!
A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.
by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007
Get the Improvised Explosive Device mug.Caused when a user hasn't been on twitter in a while, and has lots of @replys. The user tweets masses for a short period of time, most likely in the space of a few minutes, and then goes back to their normal rate of tweeting.
Johnny - I haven't been on twitter in a while.
Carlos - Oh, well you'd better get there quickly, loads of people have been tweeting you since you came out of the closet.
Johnny - Oh, you're probably right. Ha, this is gonna be a massive tweet explosion.
Carlos - Oh, well you'd better get there quickly, loads of people have been tweeting you since you came out of the closet.
Johnny - Oh, you're probably right. Ha, this is gonna be a massive tweet explosion.
by fatherhoey May 9, 2010
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A person who gets mad easily.
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by Theindy September 26, 2011
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OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!
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unlike a Balloon Floater, this has no sexual connotations.
unlike a Balloon Floater, this has no sexual connotations.
by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016
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